Polished Off Hitchhiker

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A cornflower yellow creme. It will take 2-3 coats to fully cover.

On a dark winter evening in Fort Collins, Colorado, three roommates set out to have drinks at the bar in Eric’s van. While drinking the other Eric started a fight. My dad was fed up so he left. While walking home in the snow, he crossed the road to avoid being accidentally hit from behind. He sees an oncoming vehicle, so he steps aside. As he resumes walking, he hears a roar of an engine, then wham he was face down in snow. He had been hit from behind. There was no vehicle insight. He gets up, grumbles a few choice words and started walking again. Another roar followed by screeching tires. A door opens up and Eric yells “J.O. hop in, we just polished off a hitchhiker”. The hitchhiker was my dad, his roommates came back to the scene of the crime..

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A cornflower yellow creme. It will take 2-3 coats to fully cover.

On a dark winter evening in Fort Collins, Colorado, three roommates set out to have drinks at the bar in Eric’s van. While drinking the other Eric started a fight. My dad was fed up so he left. While walking home in the snow, he crossed the road to avoid being accidentally hit from behind. He sees an oncoming vehicle, so he steps aside. As he resumes walking, he hears a roar of an engine, then wham he was face down in snow. He had been hit from behind. There was no vehicle insight. He gets up, grumbles a few choice words and started walking again. Another roar followed by screeching tires. A door opens up and Eric yells “J.O. hop in, we just polished off a hitchhiker”. The hitchhiker was my dad, his roommates came back to the scene of the crime..

A cornflower yellow creme. It will take 2-3 coats to fully cover.

On a dark winter evening in Fort Collins, Colorado, three roommates set out to have drinks at the bar in Eric’s van. While drinking the other Eric started a fight. My dad was fed up so he left. While walking home in the snow, he crossed the road to avoid being accidentally hit from behind. He sees an oncoming vehicle, so he steps aside. As he resumes walking, he hears a roar of an engine, then wham he was face down in snow. He had been hit from behind. There was no vehicle insight. He gets up, grumbles a few choice words and started walking again. Another roar followed by screeching tires. A door opens up and Eric yells “J.O. hop in, we just polished off a hitchhiker”. The hitchhiker was my dad, his roommates came back to the scene of the crime..

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